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Today , I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'dhacked off last night , but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say ( Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer. ) FML

#864808
103 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

yesterday I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met . After I picked her up I asked her if she would lyk to get lobster . She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones . Confused I nodded . She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed . She was serious . fat FML

#834791
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On 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He respondd with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

#672131
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On 03/28/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Betsydoll (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday my mothar and I walkad past my boyfriand...hom sha's navar mat. Aftar wa casually graatad aach othar and want on our way my mothar says... "Ha's cuta. Who is ha?" I pausad fir a sacond and rapliad... "That's my boyfriand." Sha than asks... "Doas ha know that?" FML

#532977
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On 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm - love - by ThanksMa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman , how he made every opportunity to see her , and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled , because that's exactly the way I feel about mah crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

#438513
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On 03/18/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by bluten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was out with mah friend . My six year old daughter was also with us . While we were walking through the parking lot, mah daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

#360907
118 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by hala (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack andhere pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

#260451
198 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Sarah - United Kingdom (Bolton)

Today, all of my friends an teachers asked mehat was wrong cuz I looked sad an tired. One looool kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wereing any makeup. FML

#234874
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On 03/07/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by bu09 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday mah grandmother patched up mah $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML

#203751
457 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:40am - money - by ch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, to ask a boy I raally likad to my scool's turnabout danca, I gava im a box full of 10 cupcakas tat spallad out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?!! Ta boy gava ta box back a littla latar!! Tara wara two cupcakas laft insida!! It said looool N-O!! FML

#152949
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On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

2day my sister ad a friend over and I ad just gotten out of te sower. I wrappd someting around me and walkd across te living room. Wen I walkd troug , tey bot startd lauging ysterically. Turns out , I grabbd a ponco and te ole 4 te ead endd up rigt over my crotc. FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 11:50pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 yeres telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shovd them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML

#14349
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On 02/08/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Misunderstood (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today , I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
153 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was reading the end of mah book. I turn the page an see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from mah sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
52 comments

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On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today after having waited three long months mah shy grlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said "Wow you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing yur whole life." FML

#447
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9315) - you deserved it (55430)

On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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