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snowmount07
  • Town/Country : Boise, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 August 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 228
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19431) - you deserved it (1471)

On 11/20/2012 at 11:50pm - misc - by vanillatwilight2 (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10258) - you deserved it (25886)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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