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Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie an I was determined to score on her. When I finally got mah chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post an it bounced back an hit me in the face. FML

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On 09/12/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, I THREW AN ELABORATE SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR MAH BOYFRIEND OF FOUR YEARS!! HE THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO A QUIET DINNER BUT WHEN WE ARRIVED, THIRTY OF HIS FRIENDS JUMPED OUT AND SURPRISED HIM!! INSTEAD OF KISSING ME TO THANK ME, HE BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE OF HOW EASILY I HAD LIED TO HIM!! MEGA FML

#5205782
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On 09/12/2009 at 12:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday I was with mah seven year old daughter purchasing mah husband a present fir his birthday in a few weeks. At the register, in the very long line, I asked her where we could hide his present so he wouldn't fine it, she responded loudly with "Hide it in your room! He never goes in there!" FML

#5205091
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On 09/12/2009 at 11:31am - kids - by nosexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by BoredRunner42 - United States (California)

Today, I walkad in on mah parants doing it. Luckily thay didn't saa ma so I slippad out. I lookad outsida, trying to taka mah mind of tha horrors I had just witnassad, only to raaliza mah dad's car wasn't in tha drivaway. FML

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On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... while riding in the car with mah friends... we stopped at a red light. To our left... a very obese... middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers fir the duration of the red light. FML

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On 09/04/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Scarred (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND REACHD INTO MY POCKET TO GET MY KEYS SO SHE COULD GET SOMETHING OUT OF MY CAR . WHEN SHE YANKD THEM OUT, THE CONDOM THAT WE JUST USD FLEW UP INTO THE AIR AND LANDD ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF HER ENTIRE FAMILY . FAT FML

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On 09/03/2009 at 4:59pm - misc - by Co-B (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I discoverd the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl . Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other . I usd the words "him" and "he", and read it to thehole class . FML

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On 09/03/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today mah parents decided I was old enough to know that mah mother doesnt really have horrible nightmares . She's a screamer . FML

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On 08/31/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by UGH (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I HAD A PARTY AT MAH HOUSE. WHEN MAH PARENTS CAME HOME, MAH DAD ASKED HOW THE PARTY WAS. I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT, TO WHICH HE RESPONDED "WELL THE PUKE ALL OVER THE DRIVEWAY BEGS TO DIFFER." FML

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On 08/23/2009 at 1:50pm - misc - by chacha_bby - United States (Florida)

Today,ila watcing a movia wit ma girlfriand, I ad to go to ta batroom . As I raturnd, I tougt it would ba cuta to jump ovar ta sida of ta couc and land naxt to ar . I accidantally landd on ar arm and broka ar wrist . It wasn't as cuta as I axpactd . FML

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On 08/22/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Idiot (man) - United States (New York)

it was mah brthday. My parents came into mah room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do u knowhat fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

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On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving to work an I had to pee really badly . I am a teacher an my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road . About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by . They were all my students . My pants were down . FML

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On 08/21/2009 at 6:15pm - kids - by mrteacher (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

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On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States



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