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Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
by titillating / 03/12/2012 at 12:28am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
by BOOP / 02/17/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Montana) / Transportation
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- Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk.… Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand… Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything…