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Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:29am - intimacy - by KaraAnn17 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -
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