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snoopy24
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 August 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 24854
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About snoopy24 : I get bored at work a lot.

If you live around Pittsburgh Pennsylvania or plan on visiting the area, check out this website...I basically tell people what museums to visit and what events worth going to are coming up in the near future:

http://www.examiner.com/x-12401-Pittsburgh-Museum-Examiner

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Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML

#290845
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84378) - you deserved it (3489)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:38pm - money - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

#491
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15338) - you deserved it (1727)

On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8864) - you deserved it (16419)

On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66642) - you deserved it (3317)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -



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