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  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 August 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 25155
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About snoopy24 : I get bored at work a lot.

If you live around Pittsburgh Pennsylvania or plan on visiting the area, check out this website...I basically tell people what museums to visit and what events worth going to are coming up in the near future:

http://www.examiner.com/x-12401-Pittsburgh-Museum-Examiner

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I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse!! FML

#6975608
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33167) - you deserved it (5098)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

TODAY , I ASKED MAH MOTHER IF WE COULD TEST ME 4 OCD , SINCE SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE SUGGESTED TO ME THAT I MIGHT HAVE IT!! SHE SMILE AT ME AND SAYS , "NO , HONEY , YOU'RE JUST REALLY REALLY WEIRD." FML

#3246317
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42350) - you deserved it (6507)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by sad_panda (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, 9 year old nephew found his way onto iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

#3115220
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56074) - you deserved it (6612)

On 06/22/2009 at 9:32am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Yastarday, on tha way to an axam I saw a car accidant happan. I stoppad, halpad tha woman who was injurad an waitad for tha paramadics. I was too lata at school, tha taachar didn't buy my axcusa an I failad tha axam. It was an axamination of my first aid skills. FML

#2074283
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73107) - you deserved it (3967)

On 05/19/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Sam (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decidd to procrastinate instead of studying 4 mah really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realizd mah idea of procrastinating was cleaning mah TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

#2069131
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18177) - you deserved it (48250)

On 05/19/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, we were running late 4 school so mah mum shouted at me to hurry up an get in the car. I putted mah school bags in the boot of the car an mah mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to mah school an told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

#1898485
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54084) - you deserved it (3773)

On 05/13/2009 at 8:36am - misc - by albert (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text . After an hour of no response I asked again . Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom . Emily isn't ere at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom . FML

#1858879
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50880) - you deserved it (15661)

On 05/11/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by ConnorFails (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. mega FML

#1550190
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (185248) - you deserved it (47335)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

yesterday at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the month. They come in to surprise the winner and give prizes. They come over to cubicle and cover me with silly string. Jokingly, I said: "Do u guys have the wrong cubicle? " They did. The guy in the next cubicle won. fat FML

#1497553
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49744) - you deserved it (6075)

On 04/30/2009 at 5:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to fine any in mah size. When I askd an employee for help, they took one look at mah chest an said "Mabye u should try our girls section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

#882840
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53015) - you deserved it (4470)

On 04/09/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by blahhhh (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to fine any in mah size. When I askd an employee for help, they took one look at mah chest an said "Mabye u should try our girls section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

#882840
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53015) - you deserved it (4470)

On 04/09/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by blahhhh (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I proposed to mah girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and mah girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall 4 "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

#677461
406 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102961) - you deserved it (22363)

On 03/29/2009 at 10:03am - love - by engaged (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Woke Up At Three In The Morning When Two Cops Busted In The Door To Mah Apartment And A Frantic Voice On Mah Cellphone Saying "Sir? Sir? Are You All Right? Sir?" Turns Out I Had Been Having A Nightmare And Dreamed I Called 911 . I Actually Did . FML

#440568
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68160) - you deserved it (8135)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Miller_Time (man) - United States

Today , I interviewed fir a full scholarship to college. In the interview I said that I was excited about the new dean cuz I think she’ll be able to really make improvements and bring the school back tohere it used to be. After the interview , I learned interviewer was the former dean. big fat FML

#333810
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54091) - you deserved it (21202)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:46am - misc - by fire (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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