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snnoell_18

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1457
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About snnoell_18 : i was in the woods...and i saw a flock of MOOSEN!!!

i'm no grammar nazi, though i always use proper grammar (aside from capitilization) and i NEVER use text language (i only do when i'm making a joke). but you won't see me ranting on about words spelled wrong or the "your/you're" difference.

i love sports... and atla/lok(:

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Visits<b>footcheezeez</b> - the 02/24/2013 at 2:22am

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snnoell_18's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

by apav / 06/11/2009 at 7:52am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

by FMLFMLFMLFML / 05/29/2009 at 1:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

by gringa_Peru / 04/17/2009 at 9:19pm / Peru (Lima) / Intimacy

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend and she was grabbing the fat on my stomach I said to her "stop touching my fat". She replied "so don't touch you at all?" FML

by justinherass / 03/28/2009 at 1:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Love