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About snnoell_18 : i was in the woods...and i saw a flock of MOOSEN!!!
i'm no grammar nazi, though i always use proper grammar (aside from capitilization) and i NEVER use text language (i only do when i'm making a joke). but you won't see me ranting on about words spelled wrong or the "your/you're" difference.
i love sports... and atla/lok(:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML
Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML
Friday 17 October 2014