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  • Number of visits : 2349
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About sniperkit : You've been trolled, you've been trolled, you have probably been told, "Don't reply to this guy, he is just getting a rise out of you!" Yes, it's true -- you respond and that's his cue to start trouble on the double as he strokes his manly stubble. You've been trolled, you've been trolled, you should probably just fold when the only winning move is not to play. And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying. You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day!

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sniperkit's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard mah dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant mah brother, for flunking out of school. He meant looool me, for quitting sports to focus on mah studies. FML

#18137522
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32408) - you deserved it (2884)

On 11/02/2011 at 10:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

today a neo-Nazi stopped me an commented on blue eyes an blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", an should follow him an other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, an other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43917) - you deserved it (3344)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was struggling to cycla up a staap hill . A guy haading past ma on a scootar said I'd lost somathing . I stoppad an lookad back . Saaing nothing, I askad him what I lost . Ha rapliad, ( Your momantum! ) FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (5197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today... I have been pissing blood fir 2 hours... ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML

#17981728
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32381) - you deserved it (2077)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:09am - health - by Nixontones - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday , somebody ordered pizza and sent it to te ouse across te street from tem , so tey could soot at te pizza guy wit an air-soft gun from te upstairs of tere ouse. I was tat delivery guy. mega FML

#17973373
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30580) - you deserved it (1924)

On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MA BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE SEXY IF E BIT ME ON TE LIPS. NORMALLY, I WOULD AVE ENJOYD IT, IF TE LIPS IN QUESTION WERE TE ONES ON MA FACE. FML

#17591992
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39263) - you deserved it (4693)

On 08/27/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by RainCl0ud - United States (California)

Today, a man wit a face like a corpse's soe started talking to me in te long queue at te Post Office. Apparently, is moter invented te banana, and e's first in line 4 te trone in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And is breat smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27909) - you deserved it (3351)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , since I'm too asamed to go buy a proper sex toy , I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead!! FML

#17436824
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11773) - you deserved it (51404)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

2day mah aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste!! Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it!! FML

#17429124
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34779) - you deserved it (2420)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12383) - you deserved it (56752)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was discussing the traffic with mah brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

#17221659
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31033) - you deserved it (10952) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

TODAY, I GOT BACK FROM VACATION AND WALKAD IN ON MAH BOYFRIAND AND MAH BROTHAR IN MAH BAD. MAGA FML

#15617038
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109788) - you deserved it (7725)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon.

#14955015
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44972) - you deserved it (6052)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43484) - you deserved it (7947)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I realizd that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy looool and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14999) - you deserved it (48694)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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