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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Jenna - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that I should Google the disorder because he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 12:44pm - health - by Googleit - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my "terrible spelling and grammar". I've checked it thoroughly, and all of her 'corrections' are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 8:59am - work - by frustrated (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)
Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by CallMeJesusFreak (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - money - by Username - United States
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by Username - United States (Iowa)
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 11:00pm - love - by arekusa - United States (New York)
Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 11:28am - misc - by jordeshting - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found it under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Morgan - United States (Texas)
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