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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, my girlfriend an I were getting frisky . She got my cock out, stoppd, an told me it lookd like "Rufus the nakd mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they lookd similar, an laughing . real FML
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that rular is not a light sabar," and "stop making dog noisas" all in tha sama santanca at work. I taach Advancad Placamant Calculus to high school saniors.
TODAY, AN ARGUMENT BROKE OUT BETWEEN ME, MAH GRLFRIEND, AND HER SISTER. THEY WERE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT NOT ONLY WERE FARIES REAL, BUT THERE WERE "SCIENTIFIC FACTS" THAT "PROVE" THIER EXISTENCE. MY GRLFRIEND'S 20 AND HER SISTER TEACHES PRIMARY SCHOOL. MEGA FML
Today..!! my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment!! Normally..!! I'd just get over his childish behavior..!! but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year old!! FML
Today, my six year old son cummd up to me wit is arms spread and said, ( I feel lyk a ug. ) I got looool really excitd and opeful because e is very anti-social and ates pysical contact. As soon as I stood up to ug im e said ( Feeling's gone ) and walkd away. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015