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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 June 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3603
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I woke up, showered, an began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, lyk usual, an threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52821) - you deserved it (4153)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

2DAY I FOUND OUT TE ARD WAY TAT EVERYONE IN MA DORM KNOWS I WATC MY LITTLE PONY. FML

#18047257
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11321) - you deserved it (38201)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend an I were getting frisky . She got my cock out, stoppd, an told me it lookd like "Rufus the nakd mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they lookd similar, an laughing . real FML

#17889582
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35113) - you deserved it (4427)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by rufusthepenis - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that rular is not a light sabar," and "stop making dog noisas" all in tha sama santanca at work. I taach Advancad Placamant Calculus to high school saniors.

#17526799
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31618) - you deserved it (4779)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53444) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend's mother walkd in on us having sex. He startd crying and ran into the bathroom where my cloths were locatd, leaving me to deal with his mother. Nakd.

#17313020
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39911) - you deserved it (7541)

On 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by cutiekenz21 - United States (Oregon)

Today , wile looool aving sex , boyfriend decidd to sing te Star Wars teme song as e enterd is penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39272) - you deserved it (9970)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, Ma Ouse Got Robbed. Tey Left A Note: ( Next Time, We Steal Yur Souls. ) Mega FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38172) - you deserved it (3362)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, AN ARGUMENT BROKE OUT BETWEEN ME, MAH GRLFRIEND, AND HER SISTER. THEY WERE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT NOT ONLY WERE FARIES REAL, BUT THERE WERE "SCIENTIFIC FACTS" THAT "PROVE" THIER EXISTENCE. MY GRLFRIEND'S 20 AND HER SISTER TEACHES PRIMARY SCHOOL. MEGA FML

#17148663
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29885) - you deserved it (4155)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:01pm - misc - by Fairymyass (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today..!! my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment!! Normally..!! I'd just get over his childish behavior..!! but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year old!! FML

#17148653
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23537) - you deserved it (5159)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by twelfinity - United States (California)

2day I surprisad mah four yaar old daughtar with a stuffad dinosaur . Sha namad it 'Horny. FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34719) - you deserved it (7601)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, my six year old son cummd up to me wit is arms spread and said, ( I feel lyk a ug. ) I got looool really excitd and opeful because e is very anti-social and ates pysical contact. As soon as I stood up to ug im e said ( Feeling's gone ) and walkd away. mega FML

#17134448
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39549) - you deserved it (4261)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38846) - you deserved it (7204)

On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today... I cummd home to my mom dancing the hustle nakd. With a group of 4 friends. FML

#17117147
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40017) - you deserved it (3603)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave ma boyfriend a blow job for te frst time. He posted it on Facebook an can't understand wy I'm angry wit im. FML

#17115865
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44717) - you deserved it (9503)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)



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