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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
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On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version
Today, my 6 year old son says to me: 'You smell nice daddy'. Surprised, but very flattered I thank him, he adds 'I like the smell of cheese!'. FML
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On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version
Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML
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On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version
Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, I did a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months work file helped make the best sausages I've ever done. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10878) - you deserved it (5074)
Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML
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On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell of my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
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On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML
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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version
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