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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, I woke up naked, duck taped to the wall with no memory of last night. FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 1:49am - misc - by tapeissticky591 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19639) - you deserved it (2171) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 07/05/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by FauteuilEver Alone (man) - France
Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 2:49am - animals - by BloodFaerie (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML
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On 06/08/2012 at 4:09am - misc - by runner2731 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 5:53am - misc - by footbloodfountain - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by shades (man) - United Kingdom
Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML
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On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 2:05pm - misc - by fuglyphotographer (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States
Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)
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