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Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML


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On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML


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On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards, asking if I could come over to help them clean up. FML


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On 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm - health - by Kara - United States (New York)

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML


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On 11/17/2011 at 7:43am - misc - by leaf hater - United States

Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML


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On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML


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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML


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