sneakybabymaker

Search for a member

Offline (the 12/20/2015 at 3:02pm)

sneakybabymaker

9Fucked!

sneakybabymaker
  • Town/Country : Gentry, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 943
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About sneakybabymaker : What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

sneakybabymaker's page activity

Visits<b>airdude25</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 5:28pm<b>1_Jew</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 5:11am<b>OhYouSlyDogg</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 12:29am<b>raz_berri93</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 11:06am<b>Xytheus</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 11:21am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 5:13pm<b>GrahamLikeABoss</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 11:07pm<b>sam144</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 2:26pm<b>PikachuTaylor</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 1:29am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 8:11pm<b>ec91</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 9:51am<b>morgen_taylor</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 2:17am<b>englacobain</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:58am<b>seholland</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 9:35pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 4:56pm<b>Izzyduck07</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:32pm<b>haileyrows</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:59pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:13pm

Fucked!<b>PikachuTaylor</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 7:29am<b>haileyrows</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 12:59am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 9:34pm<b>karcummings</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 12:46pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 12:14am<b>liammarkowitz</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 10:06pm<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 1:42am<b>summer135790</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 2:38am<b>Araizaboi</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 7:26pm

sneakybabymaker's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of sneakybabymaker's badges

sneakybabymaker's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm / United States / Love

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

by Anonymous / 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML

by Anonymous / 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm / United States / Animals

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML

by jack / 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

by embarrassed / 10/08/2012 at 5:12am / Australia (South Australia) / Love

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

by fucking har har, dad / 10/05/2012 at 7:38pm / Australia / Health

Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML

by linn / 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML

by fuck you, dad / 09/27/2012 at 2:36pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

by Rhyno / 05/05/2009 at 11:37am / United States (New York) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

by liveforpeace_ / 04/28/2009 at 2:27am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy