snarkytruth

Search for a member

Offline (the 09/24/2016 at 8:22pm)

snarkytruth

129Fucked!

snarkytruthsnarkytruth
  • Town/Country : Dallas, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3098
  • Number of comments : 256
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About snarkytruth : Just your average night owl looking for something entertaining to fight insomnia. I usually end up spending more time than I expect on here. I find the replies are often more entertaining than the stories.
I've always had a variety of animals and work with ferals. I love art, photography world travel, making new friends from all over. Especially learning about other cultures and customs. I like real discussions and sharing ideas even if we don't agree I'm usually open minded.
I have no patience with selfish, spoiled, immature, lying or cruel people.
I will read nearly anything and want to learn everything! I find other people's jobs fascinating. I'm always up for adventure!
I appreciate a good sense of humor.
I forgive spelling and grammar mistakes but misusing the words random, irony and sarcasm drives me nuts.

snarkytruth's page activity

Visits<b>wolfgirl310</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 3:15am<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 6:52pm<b>tatteredshirt</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 3:39am<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 1:23pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 3:20am<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 12:29pm<b>Aky0n</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:34pm<b>igottapee</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 10:58am<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 1:17pm<b>Helldemon</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 12:18am<b>jairolover</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 3:17pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 4:01pm<b>AaLlIiYyAaHh</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 4:21am<b>Blade12337</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 1:34pm<b>toasted1</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 6:38am<b>RedDevilOut</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 9:49am<b>LivToFail</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 6:36pm<b>Lalala579121</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 7:27pm

Fucked!<b>tatteredshirt</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 9:39am<b>Helldemon</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 6:19am<b>jairolover</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 9:17pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 10:01pm<b>AaLlIiYyAaHh</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 7:42pm<b>FlutterLoud</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 8:43am<b>11Tec11</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 8:15pm<b>nekksass</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 11:42pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 2:29pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 8:18pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 1:41pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 7:26pm<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 3:26pm<b>NotSoMuchAnAngel</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 9:25pm<b>w0nd3rl4nd</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 7:45pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 4:32am<b>Raleaf</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 11:27pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 2:02pm

snarkytruth's FML badges

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

42

You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

See all of snarkytruth's badges

snarkytruth's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML

by ShouldIHelpIt / 05/17/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML

by LoveTheElder / 05/10/2016 at 9:38pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

by TooQuick / 04/27/2016 at 8:19am / Mozambique (Maputo) / Work

Today, I had to use a sick day from the school I teach at. While I was off, another teacher called me mid delirium, because my students were borderline rioting over the work I left for them. I'd asked them to read a book and edit the one-page essay they've had two weeks to work on. FML

by norestforthewicked / 03/02/2016 at 3:41pm / United States / Kids

Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

by Electro / 02/11/2016 at 4:51pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML

by CmS_1733 / 02/11/2016 at 1:59pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I heard some gossip at school about a weird kid who supposedly jerks off at every house he visits. They were talking about my brother. FML

by concernedsis / 02/04/2016 at 9:53am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, when I went to see my therapist, she handed me a tube of tooth paste and said, "Please use it". FML

by gingerlover01 / 01/30/2016 at 10:57am / United States / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was hanging out with a guy for the second time, and he was helping me buy a Christmas present for my dad. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and when I came out, he was gone. He left me alone and took my dad's present with him. FML

by cjbutterfly96 / 12/17/2015 at 10:54am / United States / Love

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML

by me / 04/19/2015 at 9:46pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

by transcendingnerd / 04/13/2015 at 6:46am / Philippines (Manila) / Kids

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

by yupthissucks / 04/13/2015 at 5:00am / United States (Georgia) / Transportation

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm / United States (Washington) / Kids