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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 5466
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About snapplecap281 : Message me if you wanna talk. 'Tis all

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snapplecap281's favorite FMLs

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year - "why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" he replied - "opposites attract." FML

#161077
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46220) - you deserved it (28080)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:55pm - love - by sprocket (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

#160435
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29925) - you deserved it (101129)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

#159579
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54686) - you deserved it (5520)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by Judiee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said "Bye POTHEAD!" They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me. I'm grounded now because I have an abnormally-shaped head. I've never smoked pot. FML

#154058
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81500) - you deserved it (5446)

On 02/27/2009 at 4:47pm - misc - by ap84 - United States (California)

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

#152949
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106132) - you deserved it (11745)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, in art class we finally had the critique for the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critique a few and come to mine. Everyone is silent. Finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nods. FML

#132596
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65020) - you deserved it (5480)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by mylifeeee - United States (Virginia)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53954) - you deserved it (5676)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

#93676
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86856) - you deserved it (8043)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

#75712
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47428) - you deserved it (2838)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

#75697
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60214) - you deserved it (5620)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78501) - you deserved it (4887)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71197) - you deserved it (5630)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

#55493
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10955) - you deserved it (66427)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

#47156
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39409) - you deserved it (5396)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12658) - you deserved it (131405)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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