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TODAY , I WAS MASSING WITH MY BOYFRIAND IN MY BASAMANT. WA R BOTH VIRGINS AND HA WANTAD TO PARFORM ORAL SAX ON MA 4 THA FIRST TIMA. NAKAD , WA FINALLY DACIDAD TO TRY TO HAVA SAX. WA DISCOVARAD THA ACT IS MUCH HARDAR THAN IT MAY SAAM. WA'RA BOTH STILL VIRGINS. FML
Today, my boyfriend an I ordered pizza an watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my cloths offhen he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise an you can't exercise fir 30 minutes after eating. FML
2day I decidd to call the number a cute guy had scribbld onto a napkin and given to me. I was greetd by, "Hello, this is Dr. Allen's office." Surprisd, cuz I didn't remember his name being anything close to Allen, I askd who Dr. Allen was. She's a psychologist. FML
TODAY , I EARD ON A LOCAL RADIO A SONG I WROTE ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO. APPARENTLY , AFTER MY FAMILY AND I MOVD AWAY , MY FORMER BAND FOUND A NEW GUITAR PLAYER , AND TAT SONG IS NOW TE FRST SINGLE OF TERE DEBUT LP. FML
Today, mah wifa of 2 yaars told ma sha was pragnant, aftar wa'va baan trying fir agas. Excitd, about to call mah parants, mah wifa than told ma, "Don't gat your hopas up it might not ba yours, tha fathar could ba 5 othar guys." And than askd ma what I'd lika fir dinnar. FML
Today, I was walking down te street an spotted a man wo was about 6 an a alf feet tall passing by me. As e passed me, I turned an asked im "How's te weater up tere?" He ten turned around, spat on me, an replied "Raining." FML
Today, ma girlfriend of looool 2 yeres broke up wit me because se said I was more of a woman tan se was. I yelld out, "I HATE YOU!" an startd to cry. Se ten took a tampon out of er purse, andd it to me, laugd, an walkd away. fat FML
Today, my future father-in-law, a respectable New England gentleman, bought me an $8,000 viola and bow 4 our engagement!! I was so surprised that I spit a glass of wine from a 60 year old bottle all over his custom-tailored suit!! He was not happy!! FML
Today , I dove into the water perfectly , and my bikini bottom came off. I splashd around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning , and dove in to save me. He emergd from the water carrying a half nakd grl. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015