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snapplecap281
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3121
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I decided to call the number a cute guy had scribbled onto a napkin and given to me. I was greeted by, "Hello, this is Dr. Allen's office." Surprised, because I didn't remember his name being anything close to Allen, I asked who Dr. Allen was. She's a psychologist. FML

#12371102
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26716) - you deserved it (5141)

On 08/07/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by TRalalla (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a 2 mile walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML

#12360935
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30704) - you deserved it (2196)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by sicufovoshxbsjdk - United States (New York)

Today, I heard on a local radio a song I wrote almost 2 years ago. Apparently, after my family and I moved away, my former band found a new guitar player, and that song is now the first single of their debut LP. FML

#12278054
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42844) - you deserved it (3740)

On 08/03/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by nowhereman1990 (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML

#12277666
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54553) - you deserved it (4120)

On 08/03/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by Cheated (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to go to counselling as my mother thinks I have an eating disorder. All because I didn't want to eat the crap supermarket lasagna she bought for $2. FML

#12173397
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (3847)

On 07/28/2010 at 9:24pm - health - by dimtsis (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13529) - you deserved it (116921)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17275) - you deserved it (68303)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my future father-in-law, a respectable New England gentleman, bought me an $8,000 viola and bow for our engagement. I was so surprised that I spit a glass of wine from a 60 year old bottle all over his custom-tailored suit. He was not happy. FML

#11325945
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26623) - you deserved it (11962)

On 06/20/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Mr.Viola (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

#10642030
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42223) - you deserved it (4718)

On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML

#10158363
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39386) - you deserved it (8743)

On 04/26/2010 at 5:58am - intimacy - by Rowden (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

#9155456
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5922) - you deserved it (82783)

On 03/17/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by KobraKommander - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45406) - you deserved it (4068)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45406) - you deserved it (4068)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML

#9059310
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30344) - you deserved it (3096)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:17pm - health - by bobby - Australia (New South Wales)



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