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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3559
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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TODAY , I WAS MASSING WITH MY BOYFRIAND IN MY BASAMANT. WA R BOTH VIRGINS AND HA WANTAD TO PARFORM ORAL SAX ON MA 4 THA FIRST TIMA. NAKAD , WA FINALLY DACIDAD TO TRY TO HAVA SAX. WA DISCOVARAD THA ACT IS MUCH HARDAR THAN IT MAY SAAM. WA'RA BOTH STILL VIRGINS. FML

#12485840
358 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend an I ordered pizza an watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my cloths offhen he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise an you can't exercise fir 30 minutes after eating. FML

#12463694
136 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)

Today I found out that if you fall asleep in church people will think your having a spiritual moment and you'll wake up to ten people praying 4 you . FML

#12438687
166 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

2day I decidd to call the number a cute guy had scribbld onto a napkin and given to me. I was greetd by, "Hello, this is Dr. Allen's office." Surprisd, cuz I didn't remember his name being anything close to Allen, I askd who Dr. Allen was. She's a psychologist. FML

#12371102
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On 08/07/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by TRalalla (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah grandma bought me a cemetery plot fir mah brthday. If that's not werd enough , it's about a 2 mile walk from where the rest of mah family will be burid. mega looool FML

#12360935
83 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by sicufovoshxbsjdk - United States (New York)

TODAY , I EARD ON A LOCAL RADIO A SONG I WROTE ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO. APPARENTLY , AFTER MY FAMILY AND I MOVD AWAY , MY FORMER BAND FOUND A NEW GUITAR PLAYER , AND TAT SONG IS NOW TE FRST SINGLE OF TERE DEBUT LP. FML

#12278054
140 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by nowhereman1990 (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, mah wifa of 2 yaars told ma sha was pragnant, aftar wa'va baan trying fir agas. Excitd, about to call mah parants, mah wifa than told ma, "Don't gat your hopas up it might not ba yours, tha fathar could ba 5 othar guys." And than askd ma what I'd lika fir dinnar. FML

#12277666
190 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by Cheated (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to go to counselling as my mother think I have an eating disorder. All because I didn't want to eat the crap supermarket lasagna she bought 4 $2. FML

#12173397
121 comments

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On 07/28/2010 at 9:24pm - health - by dimtsis (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking down te street an spotted a man wo was about 6 an a alf feet tall passing by me. As e passed me, I turned an asked im "How's te weater up tere?" He ten turned around, spat on me, an replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
312 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, ma girlfriend of looool 2 yeres broke up wit me because se said I was more of a woman tan se was. I yelld out, "I HATE YOU!" an startd to cry. Se ten took a tampon out of er purse, andd it to me, laugd, an walkd away. fat FML

#12082068
301 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my future father-in-law, a respectable New England gentleman, bought me an $8,000 viola and bow 4 our engagement!! I was so surprised that I spit a glass of wine from a 60 year old bottle all over his custom-tailored suit!! He was not happy!! FML

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139 comments

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On 06/20/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Mr.Viola (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I LEREND MY BOYFRIEND AS ANOTER GIRLFRIEND. HIS EXCUSE IS E'S BIPOLAR AND EAC OF IS PERSONALITIES NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND.

#10642030
282 comments

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On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Wouldn't Lick The Whipped Cream I Had On Mah Nipples Because "That Stuff Is Full Of Calories." FML

#10158363
166 comments

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On 04/26/2010 at 5:58am - intimacy - by Rowden (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic . mega FML

#9155456
255 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by KobraKommander - Sent from mobile version



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