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snapplecap281
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3556
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About snapplecap281 : Message me if you wanna talk. 'Tis all

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Today , it's mah birthday!! My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom"!! looool That's how he putted it , anyway!! FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29726) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15849) - you deserved it (29250)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I fought back with words against a bully. He cried , an I got detention. mega FML

#19085871
179 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Yesterday I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

#19085409
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26089) - you deserved it (2895)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:50pm - health - by TerribleAddiction - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I received a cute letter in locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28427) - you deserved it (3053)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If u ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage yur face." big fat FML

#18988741
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27255) - you deserved it (5163)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

today I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner he said he had to go get something from his car. When I askd what it was he smild an said it was a surprise. I waitd fir mah surprise fir half an hour. Then I decidd to pay the bill an go home an cry. FML

#18976256
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55062) - you deserved it (3402)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

TODAY , I HAD TO MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT FOR MY DAUGHTER. APPARENTLY SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO WIPE HERSELF WITH CLOROX TOUGH SCRUB DISINFECTING WIPES THAN TELL ME SHE'D CAUGHT AN STD. FML

#18926603
213 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today , mah friend showd me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughd an said that it would give me nightmares , meaning it as a compliment. Turns out , this one was in honor of his dead grandmother , who'd raisd him. FML

#18912127
49 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that if a jock calls u a nerd in the street an u retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run . Fast . FML

#18911929
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25249) - you deserved it (5512)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Realized The Universal Beauty That Can Be Found In A Pancake!! I'm Not Sure If I Have Reached Spiritual Enlightenment, Or If I Should Have Mah Head Examined!! FML

#18888534
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18690) - you deserved it (6808)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I got really bord so I postd on Facebook ( Someone should kidnap me for the day. ) My mom commentd, ( The only thing willing to kidnap you r aliens, an that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow. ) 16 people likd her comment. FML

#18860865
216 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, I put on a pair of snaakars that I'd laft outsida, and want jogging. Aftar savaral minutas of pain, I pullad off ona of tha snaakars, only to fina dozans of babby spidars had movad in. FML

#18824245
191 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm - animals - by moorox45 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. fat FML

#18819143
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30467) - you deserved it (6893)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND WHY HAVING SEX WITH HIM WAS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE WITH AN EMPTY PRINGLES CAN!! FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (32151)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)



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