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About snapplecap281 : Message me if you wanna talk. 'Tis all
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML
today I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner he said he had to go get something from his car. When I askd what it was he smild an said it was a surprise. I waitd fir mah surprise fir half an hour. Then I decidd to pay the bill an go home an cry. FML
TODAY , I HAD TO MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT FOR MY DAUGHTER. APPARENTLY SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO WIPE HERSELF WITH CLOROX TOUGH SCRUB DISINFECTING WIPES THAN TELL ME SHE'D CAUGHT AN STD. FML
Today , mah friend showd me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughd an said that it would give me nightmares , meaning it as a compliment. Turns out , this one was in honor of his dead grandmother , who'd raisd him. FML
Today, I got really bord so I postd on Facebook ( Someone should kidnap me for the day. ) My mom commentd, ( The only thing willing to kidnap you r aliens, an that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow. ) 16 people likd her comment. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015