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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 66
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About smurfturd : I love football. And having fun

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Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly replied, "I'm a bike inspector. You hooked your chain all wrong! This time is a warning; next time it'll be a ticket!" He then threw his full, opened Pepsi can at me. FML

#20524651
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I agree, your life sucks (31163) - you deserved it (2537)

On 02/27/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by Chelsea - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, because my husband thinks "expiration dates are for pussies." FML

#20511774
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39437) - you deserved it (4396)

On 02/18/2013 at 2:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

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226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15875) - you deserved it (43057)

On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)



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