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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1994 (20 years)
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About smrtblonde : For being a blonde, i dont have too many blonde moments :)

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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (131068) - you deserved it (7330)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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