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  • Town/Country : Erie, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 May 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 692
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About smpenn89 : I waste way too much time on this site.

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