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  • Town/Country : Erie, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 May 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 943
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About smpenn89 : I waste way too much time on this site.

smpenn89's page activity

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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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