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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 May 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I won an award for Employee of the Month. Shocked, I asked my boss if he'd gotten my name mixed up or something. He had. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43358) - you deserved it (9689)

On 07/22/2013 at 2:29pm - work - by FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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