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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 May 1988 (26 years)
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About smokeymcpottt : Mission in life? Hold my title as 'Lord Of Awesome'.

Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!

- I like blue balls.

*If I offend you, you probably deserve it.

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