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About smokeymcpottt : Mission in life? Hold my title as 'Lord Of Awesome'.
Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
- I like blue balls.
*If I offend you, you probably deserve it.
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Friday 21 November 2014