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Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML
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On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
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On 06/23/2009 at 10:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
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On 06/16/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went to take off her bra, and when I finally unhooked it from behind her, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML
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On 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by HatedbyBras (man) - Netherlands
Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I proceeded to create an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
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On 05/24/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by ineedalifekay (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML
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On 04/17/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by RotoRooter (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Noname - United States (Illinois)
Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she proceeded to talk about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 9:18am - love - by constantine (man) - United States (Florida)
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