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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 923
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About smileyseven : I don't like people but, I do love to smile. I have dreads, and they are clean :D

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Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57639) - you deserved it (3608)

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