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Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage grl ran up behind me an dumpd a carton of milk on my head. She said, ( The cow master baptizes you! ) an then ran in the opposite drection, cackling madly. FML
TODAY, I WAS WALKING MY DOG AND HE STOPPED TO TAKE A CRAP. WHILE HE WAS DOING HIS BUSINESS, I SAW SOMETHING WHITE COMING OUT OF HIS BUTT THAT JUST WOULDN'T BUDGE. HE STARTED WHIMPERING AND I STEPPED IN TO HELP HIM. I PULLED OUT AN ENTIRE PLASTIC BAG. FML
Friday 27 March 2015