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smiley1014

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 936
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About smiley1014 : Yes that is my dog. He's 12 years old and is spoiled. I travel a lot for work and I read FML to destress.

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smiley1014's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

#21252533
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15596) - you deserved it (36016)

On 09/05/2014 at 5:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML

#21138395
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49218) - you deserved it (7540)

On 05/13/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
100 comments

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply: "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

#20512366
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11044) - you deserved it (40957)

On 02/18/2013 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24156) - you deserved it (45318)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML

#16233240
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24853) - you deserved it (18942)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:15am - intimacy - by thoughtitwasspecial (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

#15943696
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29361) - you deserved it (15474)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21am - money - by uncbballwins -

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

#14882919
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41730) - you deserved it (4154)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

#14882919
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41730) - you deserved it (4154)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

#14702634
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22659) - you deserved it (3270)

On 01/24/2011 at 9:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

#13822299
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26913) - you deserved it (4005)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML

#13251603
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20393) - you deserved it (3223)

On 09/29/2010 at 5:29pm - health - by bitter cherry - United States (Minnesota)



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