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smilevue

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 761
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About smilevue : i like puppies

smilevue's page activity

Visits<b>mrchachie</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 5:06am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 4:13pm<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 4:32pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:24pm<b>smrn95</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 3:13am<b>zainman13</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 10:49am<b>shubhamsia</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 10:33am<b>Starzak</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 6:36am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 2:19pm<b>Theokholes</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 9:56am<b>Crazyjohnb</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 4:28am<b>KryptixSynyster1</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 8:09pm<b>Tinsniper</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 6:32pm<b>zoecrs</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 1:38pm<b>Gracemonique3</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 9:47am<b>djohnson09</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 7:36am<b>EPKSPARTAN</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 10:09am<b>NeyNeyDaDa</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 9:24am

Fucked!<b>Crazyjohnb</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 10:28am<b>zoecrs</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 7:38pm<b>MayankGupta</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 7:44am<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 11:01pm<b>pacman490</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 2:51am<b>callcopse</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 5:15pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 3:34pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 1:29pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 3:21am<b>persianchick</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 2:59am<b>Arni792</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 2:24am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 1:31am<b>Clapdaddy</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 6:14pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 4:07pm<b>Coffeehound</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 3:36pm<b>Crazion</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 2:52pm<b>Rkikkas9713</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 11:19am<b>pasupathymuthu</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 10:11am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

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smilevue's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist, as my mom gave a cop a good look at her wrinkled, prune-like cleavage and tried to convince him that the speed limit is optional. FML

#21478120
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24849) - you deserved it (1692)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that when my mom can't sleep, she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML

Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML

#21313609
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31633) - you deserved it (3321)

On 12/08/2014 at 4:17am - work - by sarahc_c (woman) -

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31017) - you deserved it (3736)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML

#21257049
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42927) - you deserved it (3390)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML

#21255044
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48079) - you deserved it (4019)

On 09/09/2014 at 12:47pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

#21078597
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69239) - you deserved it (5433)

On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom



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