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Today, my husband sent me a link to an article titled "5 ways you are unknowingly destroying your husband and killing your marriage." FML

Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML


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On 12/08/2014 at 4:17am - work - by sarahc_c (woman) -

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML


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On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML


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On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML


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On 09/09/2014 at 12:47pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML


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On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML


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