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smilevue

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 276
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About smilevue : i like puppies

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Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39337) - you deserved it (3078)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML

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On 09/09/2014 at 12:47pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65071) - you deserved it (5121)

On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML



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