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smilevue

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 463
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About smilevue : i like puppies

smilevue's page activity

Visits<b>SilentSilver001</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 10:18pm<b>cokeman666</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:54am<b>seenoevil818</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 4:16am<b>mooseapoo12</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 9:27pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 7:51pm<b>Xhase</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 6:21pm<b>bhale0112</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 3:24pm<b>jtfrisch</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 2:32pm<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:47am<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:24am<b>pgmonster</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:55am<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:42am<b>Kogami</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:01am<b>nickthegoodkitty</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 1:31pm<b>Bladius</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 11:50pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 4:30pm<b>ColumbiaBlueJay</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 11:32pm<b>zschul1118</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:06pm

Fucked!<b>bhale0112</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 8:24pm<b>jimmer23</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 4:18am<b>robertd73</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 5:48am

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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smilevue's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that when my mom can't sleep, she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML

Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML

#21313609
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30337) - you deserved it (3193)

On 12/08/2014 at 4:17am - work - by sarahc_c (woman) -

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28566) - you deserved it (3277)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML

#21257049
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39621) - you deserved it (3086)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML

#21255044
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43851) - you deserved it (3419)

On 09/09/2014 at 12:47pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

#21078597
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65367) - you deserved it (5138)

On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom



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