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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 553
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About smilevue : i like puppies

smilevue's page activity

Visits<b>jacky75</b> - 11 hours ago<b>Ky_kyle</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 2:41am<b>twistedtwincity</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 1:36am<b>JustCauseRalph</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 7:29pm<b>Matt_Hazard</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 4:29pm<b>Makifuun</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 6:26am<b>Slasher2977</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 1:31am<b>SpreadTHEKILLER</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 9:42am<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 4:55am<b>OGdiplo</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:58pm<b>calebmeasner123</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:35pm<b>david_4197</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:42pm<b>jettli128</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 1:22pm<b>ThuNDeY</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:00pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:47am<b>int15</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:04am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:05am<b>Nightwolf32</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:03am

Fucked!<b>jacky75</b> - 5 hours ago<b>int15</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:11pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:07am<b>keiNan</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 3:28am<b>sbarua219</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 11:30pm<b>goldcock19</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:39pm<b>amine91</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:19pm<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:00pm<b>fatman1970</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 9:05pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 8:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:00am<b>bhale0112</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 8:24pm<b>jimmer23</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 4:18am<b>robertd73</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 5:48am

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smilevue's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that when my mom can't sleep, she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML

Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML

#21313609
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30386) - you deserved it (3196)

On 12/08/2014 at 4:17am - work - by sarahc_c (woman) -

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28605) - you deserved it (3285)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML

#21257049
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39678) - you deserved it (3088)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML

#21255044
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43920) - you deserved it (3427)

On 09/09/2014 at 12:47pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

#21078597
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67490) - you deserved it (5305)

On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom



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