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by Username / 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm / United States / Kids
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm / Belgium / Miscellaneous
by browniepoints / 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML
by dinosaurman / 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by vidzgrl / 01/28/2009 at 2:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks… Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my… Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I…