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smiles1610
  • Town/Country : South Carolina, U.S.A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 December 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 95
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32030) - you deserved it (6194)

On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41779) - you deserved it (14372)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

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168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57005) - you deserved it (5878) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19856) - you deserved it (2644)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

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309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (144426) - you deserved it (5023)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15842) - you deserved it (3144)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:51pm - love - by vidzgrl - Canada (Ontario)



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