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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 November 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6032
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About smiledearx : im cooler than you! just kidding.

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Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23102) - you deserved it (76074)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16656) - you deserved it (68617)

On 05/27/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by waterproblem (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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