Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About smiledearx : im cooler than you! just kidding.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML
Friday 7 March 2014