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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 June 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 611
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML


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On 10/03/2015 at 6:13am - love - by coward (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while reading my girlfriends kid's a story, her daughter started pouring a tiny watering can on my head. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Watering your head so your hair grows back". I'm twenty-seven. FML


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On 07/06/2015 at 10:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML


Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML


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On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML


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On 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm - misc - by Q - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was when I figured out that my little brother's toy dump truck could actually dump stuff out. I'm 18. FML


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On 02/02/2014 at 11:13am - misc - by LarissaT18 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML


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On 10/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML


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On 03/03/2012 at 2:33am - money - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML


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On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML


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On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. 15 Minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML


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On 08/18/2010 at 8:01am - misc - by Herbiee (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML


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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700 mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML


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On 07/06/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML


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On 06/24/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Colbasaur - United States

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