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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1766
  • Number of comments : 202
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About smashingmolko : Hey! I'm a 20 year old University student living in Wellington New Zealand and working as a Barista. I'm into gaming, mostly Silent Hill, I love to write, I listen to metal and I dig South Park and Minecraft! :) ♥

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yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46537) - you deserved it (6575)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I found out tha raal raason boyfriand kapt starting fights with ma , an why bast friand kapt talling ma to braak up with him. It looool was so thay could turn thair affair into a propar ralationship , than twist it around to maka ma look lyk a bitch for dumping him. FML

#21058247
158 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

yesterday mah boyfriend gave me a hickey on mah breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated mah jaw trying to get me off him. FML

Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising mah middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished mah cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting mah death. FML

Today, I was at a swim meet. I askd friend if he could be wingman and help me get a date with a girl I looool really likd. I told him plan, and as I finishd and turnd to go to her, I noticd her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

#21055088
98 comments

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On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today , I presentd my child with the classic "Who came first , the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return , I got a detaild lecture on how birds evolvd from dinosaurs , how life was creatd in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schoold by a 9 year old. FML

#21051355
57 comments

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On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Facabook Put Somathing Out That Shows A Vidao Of Your Antira Lifa On Tha Wabsita !! A Part Of It Showd Your Most Popular Status Updata !! Mina Was Fromhan I Got Dumpd At Christmas !! Maga FML

#21050703
80 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 9:25pm - love - by BigLove (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went down on the girl of mah dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I cummed back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

#21046118
186 comments

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On 01/31/2014 at 10:29am - intimacy - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Washington)

Today, after a big argument, mah girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said "I can go the rest of mah life without sex, you know." 5ML

#21038360
126 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 3:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was playing with mah little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

#21034458
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27221) - you deserved it (41931)

On 01/20/2014 at 10:34pm - kids - by Ginger_Gawd - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS LAYING DOWN WITH MY GRLFRIEND, WHEN SHE ASKD ME IF I'D EVER BEEN KICKD IN THE JUNK. I AWKWARDLY SAID NO, AND SHE REPLID, "WELL MAYBE THAT SHOULD CHANGE." WHILE RUBBING MY SHOULDER LOVINGLY. I'M SCARD. FML

#21027576
100 comments

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On 01/14/2014 at 11:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

yesterday like every day since my wife was prescribed antibiotics fir looool an infection, I had to hide one of the pills inside her food, because she'd apparently rather fall seriously ill than swallow them like an adult. big fat FML

#21022498
117 comments

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On 01/09/2014 at 2:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying e'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told im tat I couldn't wait to get ome and take care of im. He replied, ( Na, don't boter, I got tis. ) Now I'm orny and sad. FML

#21022453
107 comments

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On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I ASKD MAH MUM WHEN SHE GETS THE URGE TO SMOKE. THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING 4 WAS ( AFTER I EAT ) OR MAYBE EVEN ( WHEN I'M TIRD ). WHAT I GOT WAS ( EVERY SECOND SINCE U WERE BORN ). FML

#21022393
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41805) - you deserved it (5148)

On 01/09/2014 at 11:01am - love - by BornToBeABurden (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today..!! to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately..!! I ducked into the girl's bathroom!! After few minutes..!! he stuck his head in with his eyes closed an asked if I was done yet!! FML

#21021456
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59763) - you deserved it (4364)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)



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