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smartkid212

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 707
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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smartkid212's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML

#20557644
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41870) - you deserved it (6892)

On 03/24/2013 at 6:20am - misc - by theawesome129 - Canada

Today, I found out that my picture from a dating profile was so "hilarious" that people have been posting it on Instagram with mean captions. FML

#20557606
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39836) - you deserved it (5765)

On 03/24/2013 at 4:59am - misc - by And I'm still single - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

#18255210
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38340) - you deserved it (3759)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

#18255210
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38340) - you deserved it (3759)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML

#18148198
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29689) - you deserved it (4073)

On 11/03/2011 at 4:06pm - money - by oneillrox - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML

#18148198
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29689) - you deserved it (4073)

On 11/03/2011 at 4:06pm - money - by oneillrox - United States (New Jersey)



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