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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8880) - you deserved it (36508)

On 10/11/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by Massasam - United States

Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21043) - you deserved it (2129)

On 10/11/2011 at 5:43am - work - by Anony-moose (woman) - United States



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