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smartash20

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 December 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 277
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About smartash20 : Smart reader.

smartash20's page activity

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smartash20's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

smartash20's favorite FMLs

Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML

by Massasam / 10/11/2011 at 4:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML

by Anony-moose / 10/11/2011 at 5:43am / United States / Work