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About smartash20 : Smart reader.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML
Friday 5 February 2016