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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 531
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About smallzz993 : Well Ilove music, I play the piano Ilove the way it sounds, ilove to draw many things, im Mexican/puerto rican, I am a senior ^_^, I love to play basketball cx, Ilove to play video games too on ps3, mostly battlefield, cod and dead space cx, if u want to talk my Kik is smallzz993 or you can message me on here cx, but just to let you know I can be weird sometimes when I get comfortable with people:b
but I'm really funny and nicecx
Ilove to talk and meet new peoplec:

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML


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