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Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

#20840053
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I agree, your life sucks (44251) - you deserved it (3455)

On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9043) - you deserved it (32459)

On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8941) - you deserved it (38452)

On 09/09/2011 at 8:10am - love - by Kevin (man) - United Kingdom



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