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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 December 1980 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11992
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

#145421
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17865) - you deserved it (50244)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (264697) - you deserved it (62335)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

#52319
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12676) - you deserved it (74518)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

#47156
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37025) - you deserved it (5117)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML

#46008
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57142) - you deserved it (3978)

On 02/15/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by andjusticeforall (man) - United States (Illinois)



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