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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 December 1980 (35 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12471
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>AlexOrban</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 3:05pm<b>completenonsense</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 6:33pm<b>xChaos</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 6:00pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 11:05pm<b>ACEGUY</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 1:34pm<b>ollis</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 4:56am<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:30pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 12:53am<b>peachbutt</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 10:48pm<b>GunSlinger69</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 6:15pm<b>amadeclton</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 2:27pm<b>Stoppy23</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 9:33pm<b>Aquaman911</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 2:27pm<b>PhilSnake22</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 5:31pm<b>xNotCreative</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 11:49pm<b>MrABomb</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 5:58pm<b>Shannon98</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 5:29pm<b>Michaelmore</b> - the 03/17/2014 at 1:19am

Fucked!<b>AlexOrban</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 9:05pm<b>ollis</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 10:56am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 6:54am<b>Stoppy23</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 3:33am

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Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

by Stixchop / 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

by Picaresque / 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

by Kasizzle / 02/26/2009 at 9:13am / United States (Colorado) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

by jwz / 02/16/2009 at 10:25am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

by Noname / 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Love

Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML

by andjusticeforall / 02/15/2009 at 8:28am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation