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About slushpup9696 : No need to get mad at me. I'm just a cat sitting on a newspaper.

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Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them . I made them chocolate-coverd strawberries . But for some reason they gave me really drty looks when they saw it . Turns out his mother is looool allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate . FML

#12916563
153 comments

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On 09/05/2010 at 11:49am - misc - by wakinginvegas87 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued looool that since graphite and diamonds r both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML

#12899907
325 comments

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On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States

Today..!! I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name!! I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers!! FML

#12848184
40 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, whila watching my guinaa looool pigs hava sax, I got jaalous. Yaah. It's baan that long. FML

#12751809
72 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 4:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

TODAY, I MADE A MISTAKE AT WORK THAT GOT 7 PEOPLE FRED. I'M SCARED TO LEAVE THE OFFICE BECAUSE THERE ALL OUTSIDE. FML

#12740190
243 comments

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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to punish a student 4 being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time 4 him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. real FML

#12693453
306 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new grlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

#12682648
122 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 1:02pm - love - by mollyeyers - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposd to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decidd to chuck it at face. FML

#12530791
73 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 12:39am - work - by ouch (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband discoverd that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turnd to me an whisperd 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moand. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816
161 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

#12226280
140 comments

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On 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by anon - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today , I came home from vacation to discover that one of mah friends had broken into mah house , painted mah room a hideous color , ruined mah hardwood floors with the paint , and left huge mess for me to clean. When I confronted her about it , she called me ungrateful. Everyone I know agrees with her. FML

Today, I was walking down te street an spotted a man wo was about 6 an a alf feet tall passing by me. As e passed me, I turned an asked im "How's te weater up tere?" He ten turned around, spat on me, an replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
312 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, ma girlfriend of looool 2 yeres broke up wit me because se said I was more of a woman tan se was. I yelld out, "I HATE YOU!" an startd to cry. Se ten took a tampon out of er purse, andd it to me, laugd, an walkd away. fat FML

#12082068
301 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND WOKE UP WHEEZING TERRIBLY, ACHING, AN SNEEZING. HE'S ALLERGIC TO CATS. I HAVE 2 AN THEY R MY BABIES. HE GAVE ME AN ULTIMATUM, HIM OR THE CATS. I HAVEN'T FIGURD OUT HOW I'M GOING TO TELL HIM THAT I CHOOSE THE CATS.

#11892706
452 comments

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On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States

Today.. . I hrd somebody to send me love letters . I'm that lonely . FML

#11890639
123 comments

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On 07/15/2010 at 1:19am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)



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