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About slushpup9696 : No need to get mad at me. I'm just a cat sitting on a newspaper.

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Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

#2459150
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23074) - you deserved it (76023)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Yastarday, it was mah boyfriand's 24th brthday. His friands wara throwing him a surprisa party and I was in charga of gatting his brthday caka. As a joka, I got it in tha shapa of a panis, with a graphic marzipan dasign. Funny, I navar knaw his ovarly-consarvativa parants wara invitd. FML

#2397124
109 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 7:12am - misc - by ilikecake (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I was at a party, an I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shiftd places on the chair, an broke it. Embarrassd, I then stood up an change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

#2275162
194 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by alsayslegit (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeon and Dragons. He responded with, ( Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeon and Dragons. ) FML

#2261901
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23458) - you deserved it (54315)

On 05/25/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by ninjawhat1337 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

yesterday after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to mah cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am mah boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: ( the cat is sad. ) FML

#2209571
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51864) - you deserved it (8187)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today I brought some cupcakes to mah class for mah birthday like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday the entire class said ( happy birthday to ) then forgot mah name. Except mah teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

#2150029
304 comments

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On 05/21/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by theman (man) - Sent from mobile version

Yastarday, on tha way to an axam I saw a car accidant happan. I stoppad, halpad tha woman who was injurad an waitad for tha paramadics. I was too lata at school, tha taachar didn't buy my axcusa an I failad tha axam. It was an axamination of my first aid skills. FML

#2074283
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73107) - you deserved it (3967)

On 05/19/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Sam (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today , In Order To Look Nice For A Date , I Tried The New Blue Mouthwash That Turns Plaque Blue So U Know Where To Brush. I Couldn't Get All The Blue. FML

#1986687
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17517) - you deserved it (43535)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Ricky (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML

#1900118
327 comments

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On 05/13/2009 at 11:35am - love - by your_mother - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriendhen she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

#1866798
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47906) - you deserved it (11923)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Biggie (man) - United States (Maine)

TODAY, WHILE WORKING MY JOB AS A CASHIER, ONE OF THE CUSTOMERS THAT CAME TO THE REGISTER WAS A MIDGET . AS PART OF STORE POLICY, I HAD TO ID HIM, AND HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE SAID HE WAS FROM FLORIDA . SO I ASKED, WITHOUT CATCHING MYSELF, "HOW'S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE?" MEGA FML

#1793303
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30416) - you deserved it (47991)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's lyk we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shrt . big fat FML

#1773793
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50643) - you deserved it (4794)

On 05/09/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I saw my little broter playing wit my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took te cat away and told im "You can't play wit te cat! I don't tink e likes u very muc!" In a joking tone. Te cat ten bit and clawd my face. FML

#1769804
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13570) - you deserved it (46975)

On 05/09/2009 at 2:08am - animals - by Christine (woman) - United States (Nevada)

today I was at a family get together with distant relatives. My grandma made a point to say how all of the grandkids brought there boyfriends or grlfriends. She looks at me , then turns to everyone and says "But not our Becky! She is more interested in her cats right now than finding a man." FML

#1738552
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49927) - you deserved it (6325)

On 05/07/2009 at 11:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey fir my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked wat it was for . My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together . My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe u should get one fir yur daughter." mega FML

#1690188
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99457) - you deserved it (22802)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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