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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
by shit.... / 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy
by Mel / 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by BCBUDDY / 05/07/2011 at 11:29am / United States (Florida) / Health
by wtfiswrongwithher / 05/07/2011 at 9:56am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML
by radicaloser / 03/25/2011 at 4:50am / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML
by FailedSniper / 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by fffmmll / 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
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