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I facabookad my friands about my upcoming birthday party... and told tham to kaap tha data fraa. I got savaral rasponsas talling ma that's not possibla... bacausa that's tha day tha naw Harry Pottar movia comas out. FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 7:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

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201 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today , nona of mah 500 Facabook friands raspondd to mah status about "who wants to hang out during summar holidays?" I craatd an imaginary parson on a diffarant account to raspond an ask ma to hang out with him. I had a convarsation on mah status , with mysalf. FML

#2232704
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On 05/24/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by ineedalifekay (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, grlfriend of 2 years an I decided to have sex fir the frst time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To looool make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. mega FML

#2182938
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On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote ( Cool picture ) on his facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on looool to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply- ( Who the fuck are you? ).

#2182230
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On 05/22/2009 at 3:27pm - love - by Invisible (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

YASTARDAY I CALLAD TA GUY I'VA LIKAD FIR A LONG TIMA AND TOLD IM OW I FALT . HA DIDN'T SAY ANYTING AXCAPT FIR ( ALLO . ) AFTAR I SPILLAD MA FAALINGS, I AAR ( HAA, JUST KIDDING I'M NOT ARA RIGT NOW! CALL MA BACK LATAR! ) FAT FML

#1986164
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On 05/16/2009 at 5:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 7:26am - kids - by badmom101 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I WAS IN A PUBLIC BATROOM, AND A LITTLE BOY WALKS IN AND E AS AN ACCIDENT. HE ASKED IF I COULD ELP IM CLEAN IT UP. SO I DECIDED TO ELP. I STARTED TO WALK TO IM TO ASSIST IM. TAT'SEN I WALKED STRAIGT INTO TE PEE AND I SLIPPED. MYOLE BACK WAS COVERED IN PEE. FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 5:22pm - kids - by Dinho (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Was In A Batroom Stall Peieng. Sortly After, I Eard A Couple Enter Te Batroom, Bot Extremely Drunk. Tey Ten Ad Sex Standing Up Against Te Stall I Was In, Blocking Ma Only Exit. I Ad To Sit, Wait, And Listen As Bot Parties Finised. FML

#1964368
102 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by dammitall (woman) - United States (California)

Today... in mah art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat... old woman. About halfway through the piece... and while painting her fat rolls... I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by artclasstrauma (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, we were running late 4 school so mah mum shouted at me to hurry up an get in the car. I putted mah school bags in the boot of the car an mah mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to mah school an told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

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On 05/13/2009 at 8:36am - misc - by albert (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I went to the doctor . I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger fir days . I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it . The doctor saw mah wound and laughd . He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin . FML

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On 05/11/2009 at 11:14am - health - by Manatee (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized what mah mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her bieng from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." fat FML

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174 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today I had a massive argument with mah boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly . I stomped out of his house an sent a very angry text to mah best friend about him . She didn't text back . Then mah boyfriend texted . 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' mega FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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