Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

slooby

Offline (9 hours ago) | Search for a member

slooby

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3921
  • Number of comments : 200
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About slooby : You don't fool me, Effy Stonem

slooby's page activity

Visits<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - 3 hours ago<b>eregem</b> - 3 hours ago<b>RandEm2497</b> - 9 hours ago<b>DabangG12</b> - 18 hours ago<b>grilakuddy</b> - yesterday at 10:21pm<b>roza_and_dimka</b> - yesterday at 9:21pm<b>kellyb1094</b> - yesterday at 8:16pm<b>disbejessica</b> - yesterday at 6:46pm<b>julako</b> - yesterday at 6:00pm<b>tambo5135</b> - yesterday at 4:50pm<b>almightyteapot</b> - yesterday at 4:04pm<b>Michaelmore</b> - yesterday at 3:28pm<b>slimblack</b> - yesterday at 3:11pm<b>Tbear11</b> - yesterday at 3:02pm<b>katty18724</b> - yesterday at 1:49pm<b>sarah5745</b> - yesterday at 1:29pm<b>RollingCakes</b> - yesterday at 12:36pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - yesterday at 11:35am

slooby's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of slooby's badges

slooby's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32766) - you deserved it (2638)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML

#14244337
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26970) - you deserved it (2703)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML

#13361904
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45523) - you deserved it (4888)

On 10/08/2010 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name. I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers. FML

#12848184
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6174) - you deserved it (50597)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65013) - you deserved it (7990)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

#7776158
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11193) - you deserved it (33000)

On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37602) - you deserved it (5222)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

#7606861
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26272) - you deserved it (2175)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was fined because my son pushed the alarm button in the elevator. Why? There was a spider in there. FML

#7113361
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25040) - you deserved it (2901)

On 01/02/2010 at 10:22pm - kids - by arachnidphobia (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled "WOOHOO." I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

#7093853
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4352) - you deserved it (52144)

On 01/01/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by TacoFail (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML

#6914800
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24062) - you deserved it (3217)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:02am - love - by stupid_world (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28195) - you deserved it (6925)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on ebay. FML

#6713073
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9702) - you deserved it (26562)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by graospe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML

#6342558
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22426) - you deserved it (8931)

On 11/17/2009 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

#6270812
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37509) - you deserved it (2666)

On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore



FML's blog

  • AD_e's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang ! It's Friday once more and time for us to go on a magical mystery tour around the brain of yet another illustrator. This week, things have happened around the world that were so depressing, I don't…

Monday 18 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: