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Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34582) - you deserved it (2541)

On 07/26/2014 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML


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On 07/15/2014 at 4:37pm - love - by Jeff - United States

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