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slippy327

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  • Number of visits : 1418
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About slippy327 : I am a human being. I am not some kind of evil cat, plotting to rule the world and destroy humanity. Trust me, I am not a cat.

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Today.. . my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permittd to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Drection because so many grls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring . FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36760) - you deserved it (3088)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out . FML

#21366431
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30113) - you deserved it (4100)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (42)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, wat a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. real FML

#21342921
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (6725)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

TADAY I FOUND OUT MY BOYFRIEND DRESSE IN MY UNDERWEAR AND TIGHTS, TAKES SUGGESTIVE SHOTS OF HIS ASS AND LEGS, AND USES THEM TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE'S A GIRL SO THEY BUY HIM STUFF IN HIS ONLINE GAMES. FML

#21340885
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32789) - you deserved it (3411)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

I DECORATD MY BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE 4 CHRISTMAS AS A SURPRISE... JUST IN TIME 4 HIM AND HIS FAMILY TO COME HOME. ALSO JUST IN TIME 4 HIM TO TELL ME HE'S JEWISH. FML

#21322002
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31323) - you deserved it (11473)

On 12/22/2014 at 10:04am - love - by cwhitney7 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I Learned That If Life Gives You Lemons... Yur Sister Is Going To Squeeze Them Over Yur Face While You Take A Nap On The Couch. FML

#21303546
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27988) - you deserved it (2176)

On 11/21/2014 at 9:00pm - misc - by ShutUp007 - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I got in trouble fir sooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood... so my dad told me to go was it. Wile I was wasing it... e sot me several times in te back... yelling... "Tat's payback fir bieng born."

#21300331
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32047) - you deserved it (3317)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by no - United States

Today.. . I was at mah friend's Bar Mitzvah . After he finished his long-winded speech.. . I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games . It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked.. . and a couple more 4 me to be shouted down and kicked out . FML

#21294686
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17054) - you deserved it (30748)

On 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today I saw what mah mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup we're that house. FML

#21289931
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33890) - you deserved it (2823)

On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today, trying to be a good role model fir the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML

#21287500
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (6650)

On 10/29/2014 at 4:19am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32745) - you deserved it (4573)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I was raviawing 4 a major nursing school axam I hava this waak. I panickd bacausa nona of tha matarial saamd familiar... an figurd that I must'va missd somathing during class an now had to catch up. Aftar 4 hours... I finally raalizd that I'd baan studying from tha wrong taxtbook. FML

#21262757
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30934) - you deserved it (13319)

On 09/21/2014 at 10:12pm - misc - by IdiotNursingStudent (woman) - United States (Texas)



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