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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 584
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About slimkelsey : That's slim shady, yeah baby, slim shadys crazy.
I love EMINEM.
I like MMA and working out and running and music.
I like all sports basically.
I'm an artist.
I love movies.
Harry Potter is life.
I'm confident (not cocky), sarcastic, and sometimes too truthful. Ive also been told I'm pretty funny.
Youre all fucking crazy.
Oh and I'm gay.
*stay savage*

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Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML


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On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML


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On 03/04/2014 at 4:06am - love - by booksandshadows (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML


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On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML


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On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML


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On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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