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About slimjim8094 : I'm not much interested in sharing anything here... but thanks for checking out my page.

I don't always comment, but when I do, I try to make it a good one. I'm a grammar nazi, and I can't stand people who can't express a coherent thought. If you find yourself disagreeing with me, make sure you've actually understood what I said first since I tend to try and make relatively nuanced points that are missing from the discussion. If you still disagree, don't take it personally, and I prefer comments to, or at least in addition to, downvotes. Not that I much care about votes...

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Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML


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