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slimilicious

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 510
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About slimilicious : Just a bored seventeen year old, here to read about other people's shitty lives in order to make myself feel better about my own.

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Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 2:32am<b>Angel1999</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 1:31pm<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 8:49am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 1:30pm<b>Andrewski12</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 6:22am<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 8:59pm<b>Wrex</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 11:31am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:51am<b>Elgaard</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 2:47am<b>damnitstrue</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:54pm<b>enphinitie</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:18am<b>emmastar</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:14am<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:03am<b>MechanicKayla</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 8:21pm<b>Anthonymm2</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:33pm<b>Mornai</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:25pm<b>VitalDistance</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:36pm<b>Ruskiy_Cherep</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 1:32pm

Fucked!<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 2:49pm<b>damnitstrue</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:54am<b>rachelfromtarget</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 6:34pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 6:40pm<b>SmokeyBear420</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 5:02am<b>peggscott</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 2:36am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 2:27am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 12:24am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 11:08pm<b>kayladayla</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 11:00am<b>morondon000</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 8:22pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 8:31pm

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Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40015) - you deserved it (6278)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm - kids - by squeezable (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70427) - you deserved it (3175)

On 06/04/2009 at 7:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I learned I made the dean's honor list for my college for the first time since attending. I asked my dad if he was proud of me, to which he replied, "when you're as successful as your brother, I'll be proud." My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML



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