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slimilicious

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 September 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1030
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About slimilicious : Just a bored eighteen year old, here to read about other people's shitty lives in order to make myself feel better about my own.

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Visits<b>chewsef</b> - yesterday at 12:13am<b>hunt381</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 12:23am<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 12:29pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 8:18pm<b>majoroftheair</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 1:01am<b>kirbo2</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 11:53am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 10:56pm<b>Misfit66688</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 2:13pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 10:02am<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 10:10pm<b>BCC4L</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 5:05pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 3:47am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 1:54pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 6:07pm<b>T_Rev1017</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 5:56pm<b>dieana</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 5:39pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 1:27pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 2:03pm

Fucked!<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 10:06pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 7:27pm<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 12:54pm<b>Mons</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 9:04pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 9:11pm<b>spiderwebb888</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 12:44am<b>frankmz</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 7:26am<b>dno79</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 6:02pm<b>gjuan93</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 5:05pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 12:01pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 6:29pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 5:53pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 3:12pm<b>ahmadmuneer</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:03pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:20am<b>jensbae</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 12:06am<b>maaj</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:52pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 9:21am

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slimilicious's favorite FMLs

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML

by squeezable / 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML

by Anonymous / 06/04/2009 at 7:11am / United States / Love

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

by Anonymous / 04/20/2009 at 1:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I learned I made the dean's honor list for my college for the first time since attending. I asked my dad if he was proud of me, to which he replied, "when you're as successful as your brother, I'll be proud." My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML

by GracelandDave / 03/19/2009 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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