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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 389
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About slimilicious : Just a bored seventeen year old, here to read about other people's shitty lives in order to make myself feel better about my own.

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Visits<b>Damafia</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 12:50am<b>rachelfromtarget</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:34pm<b>Gates1488</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 2:16pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 8:16am<b>baseball27LD</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 2:45pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:40pm<b>steeler088</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 12:30pm<b>SmokeyBear420</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 11:01pm<b>BunnyStar</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 6:49pm<b>mzweier</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 4:26pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 3:06am<b>MortenM</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 1:33am<b>Khaleesi_26</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 5:03pm<b>batah</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 6:18am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 7:49pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 6:27pm<b>jesusalejndr</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 11:13am<b>relaxedninja</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 7:12am

Liked!<b>rachelfromtarget</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 6:34pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 6:40pm<b>SmokeyBear420</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 5:02am<b>peggscott</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 2:36am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 2:27am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 12:24am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 11:08pm<b>kayladayla</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 11:00am<b>morondon000</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 8:22pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 8:31pm

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Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (39966) - you deserved it (6275)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm - kids - by squeezable (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69129) - you deserved it (3069)

On 06/04/2009 at 7:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I learned I made the dean's honor list for my college for the first time since attending. I asked my dad if he was proud of me, to which he replied, "when you're as successful as your brother, I'll be proud." My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML

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