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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 September 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 899
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About slimilicious : Just a bored eighteen year old, here to read about other people's shitty lives in order to make myself feel better about my own.

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Fucked!<b>dno79</b> - 11 hours ago<b>gjuan93</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 5:05pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 12:01pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 6:29pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 5:53pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 3:12pm<b>ahmadmuneer</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:03pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:20am<b>jensbae</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 12:06am<b>maaj</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:52pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 9:21am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 9:17am<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 2:49pm<b>rachelfromtarget</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 6:34pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 6:40pm<b>SmokeyBear420</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 5:02am<b>peggscott</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 2:36am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 2:27am

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slimilicious's favorite FMLs

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML

by squeezable / 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML

by Anonymous / 06/04/2009 at 7:11am / United States / Love

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

by Anonymous / 04/20/2009 at 1:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I learned I made the dean's honor list for my college for the first time since attending. I asked my dad if he was proud of me, to which he replied, "when you're as successful as your brother, I'll be proud." My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML

by GracelandDave / 03/19/2009 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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