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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 September 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1193
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About slimilicious : Just a bored nineteen year old, here to read about other people's shitty lives in order to make myself feel better about my own.

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Visits<b>Captobvious19</b> - the 11/22/2016 at 1:20am<b>NewYorkGuy69</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 11:03pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 9:07am<b>PopTarts513</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 12:30am<b>chokolada</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 4:50pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 4:47am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 12:02am<b>Generalleroy</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 11:58pm<b>stevenJB</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 11:42pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 11:19pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 8:50pm<b>dburton</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 11:24am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 9:20am<b>chewsef</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 2:45am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 8:25pm<b>Yelson</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 9:37am<b>Trollx</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 10:48pm<b>hunt381</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 12:23am

Fucked!<b>PopTarts513</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 6:30am<b>Generalleroy</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 5:58am<b>Robby2448</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 2:50am<b>dburton</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 5:25pm<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 10:06pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 7:27pm<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 12:54pm<b>Mons</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 9:04pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 9:11pm<b>spiderwebb888</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 12:44am<b>frankmz</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 7:26am<b>dno79</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 6:02pm<b>gjuan93</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 5:05pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 12:01pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 6:29pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 5:53pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 3:12pm<b>ahmadmuneer</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:03pm

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slimilicious's favorite FMLs

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML

by squeezable / 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML

by Anonymous / 06/04/2009 at 7:11am / United States / Love

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

by Anonymous / 04/20/2009 at 1:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I learned I made the dean's honor list for my college for the first time since attending. I asked my dad if he was proud of me, to which he replied, "when you're as successful as your brother, I'll be proud." My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML

by GracelandDave / 03/19/2009 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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