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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 222
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About slimilicious : Just a bored seventeen year old, here to read about other people's shitty lives in order to make myself feel better about my own.

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Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38833) - you deserved it (6146)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm - kids - by squeezable (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67567) - you deserved it (2945)

On 06/04/2009 at 7:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I learned I made the dean's honor list for my college for the first time since attending. I asked my dad if he was proud of me, to which he replied, "when you're as successful as your brother, I'll be proud." My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML



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