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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 September 1997 (19 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 1082
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About slimilicious : Just a bored nineteen year old, here to read about other people's shitty lives in order to make myself feel better about my own.

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 20 hours ago<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 4:47am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 12:02am<b>Generalleroy</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 11:58pm<b>stevenJB</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 11:42pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 11:19pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 8:50pm<b>dburton</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 11:24am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 9:20am<b>chewsef</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 2:45am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 8:25pm<b>Yelson</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 9:37am<b>Trollx</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 10:48pm<b>hunt381</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 12:23am<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 12:29pm<b>majoroftheair</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 1:01am<b>kirbo2</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 11:53am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 10:56pm

Fucked!<b>Generalleroy</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 5:58am<b>Robby2448</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 2:50am<b>dburton</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 5:25pm<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 10:06pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 7:27pm<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 12:54pm<b>Mons</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 9:04pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 9:11pm<b>spiderwebb888</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 12:44am<b>frankmz</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 7:26am<b>dno79</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 6:02pm<b>gjuan93</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 5:05pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 12:01pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 6:29pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 5:53pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 3:12pm<b>ahmadmuneer</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:03pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:20am

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slimilicious's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

by dawn / 07/21/2012 at 12:24pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

by Anonymous / 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

by nickthetank / 12/31/2011 at 4:21am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 2:48am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

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Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

by Username / 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

by biblewanker / 12/17/2010 at 11:05am / Australia / Intimacy

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

by Jake / 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML

by Anonymous / 02/05/2010 at 1:18am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

by Oops / 01/14/2010 at 10:55am / United States (Georgia) / Work

Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML

by iheartvodka / 11/07/2009 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

by Anonymous / 11/04/2009 at 4:42pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my fifty-five year old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend saying "I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML

by whatthef / 11/02/2009 at 1:06pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

by Anonymous / 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, my family took me to a wig store saying I wouldn't feel so insecure about being bald because of my chemo treatments. When I told them I accepted myself and didn't want a wig, they came out and told me THEY couldn't accept it. My own family is embarrassed of me over something I can't control. FML

by Betrayed / 07/31/2009 at 5:35am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML

by expen_dable / 07/06/2009 at 1:55am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

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