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About slimblack : I'm 14, single Pringle, love animals!
Feel free to message me. I love to meet new people. I love music, drawing, painting, and anything artistic. I love to sing and play my trumpet, guitar, and drums. I'm a tomboy but I do have a girly side. I do gymnastics and I swim. I don't like any beverages other than water and red kool aid. 2 older brothers, mom and dad. Going into 9th grade. Freshman. If you want to know anything else just message me. :*
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Monday 18 August 2014